gee guys, thanks for coming to the community meeting on saturday.
it meant a lot to me to know that everyone cares about this community.
each of you must write a detailed, 58-word-long apology/explanation as to why i was the only one at the meeting (why you weren't there) and maybe i'll forgive you.
i don't know.
make it creative. and please, keep it pg-13. that means not a lot of swearing, and you can have mild violence and brief nudity (only cole will get that) (ask him about it)
that is all
(pop quiz - tell me what tv show in which "that is all" is said every time at the end and you don't have to write an apology/explanation but only if you get it right)