I think that I want to be Jabba the Hutt. I mean, how much better can you get it? You've got Carrie Fisher strapped to you (EWWW) and you get to eat random little creatures that you keep in a bowl of green slime. Not to mention the bong-like-thing he seems to be smoking from.
I'm going to have a Star Wars party here on the 18th... who wants to come??